I thought I had known them so very well
But you learn so much more when with them you dwell
So here I will pen
Some lines about men
And all that I've learned, I will tell
They all play the computer game they call WOW
And tease each other about it--somehow!
They'll all go and build
A place in a guild
But they're not addicted, they'll avow.
They talk about cars at least once an hour
That topic with them never seems to sour
A car will drive by
They'll let out a cry!
The class! The handling! The POWER!
Apparently a car can make a girl hot
(I've never really cared about which car I've got!)
Masculine and girly,
Sexy and burly
Over favorite cars, they'll argue a lot
T'was news to me when I discovered they approve
Of when a girl that likes them makes the first move
(They were appalled at my lack
Of knowledge on that fact!
And now my knowledge has improved.)
About lovely girls they converse a great deal
But not very much about how they feel!
They'll talk about who's hot
(Not much about who's not)
And go on to describe their ideal
They gossip somewhat more than you'd guess
Each other, relationships, and sports they address
Always needling their friends
And it never offends!
And conversations, well--they can digress
All of them have a dirty mind
After all, they're men--it's a trait of their kind.
They'll take what I say
Twist it every which way
Some more than others, I find.
Being the only girl, it's not very good
When they don't filter as I feel they should
They talk about their parts
Don't conceal their farts--
There are times I would leave if I could!
They all enjoy a really good fight
The short ones are always self-conscious of their height
"Getting the girls" as they say
(As if we were prey!!)
Is something in which they all delight
There is much more that I could say
But to write this poem would take all day!
So don't think I'm dumb
Or some kind of bum
When I tell you that I'm on my way!
Ashley "the token girl" Stale
posted by Ash at 8:43 PM
